Friday (the 13th) Fashion: Fashion that Makes me Say Why?

Fashion that Makes Me Say Why? by jaythejedi featuring high heels

I know that this post will probably prove to be controversial.  I'm sure that some of you love flatforms.  Well, I don't.  Maybe I would like them if I was short, I don't know.  I could get behind any of the shoes on here without the platform part, but to me flatforms just say "I'm short and I don't know how to walk in heels." I'm not judging you.  I am pretty bad at walking in heels.  But I don't broadcast that fact from my feet.  There's a reason that elevator shoes are no longer in, and that's all I'll say about that.  The part that I hope we can all agree on is that gorilla arms are ridiculous.  For a long time, I have believed that fashion designers just like to make models walk the catwalk wearing the most ridiculous thing possible, and gorilla arms strongly support my theory.  I'm sure they're warm, but, just no.