Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Best Website Error Page Ever? Perhaps

will be right back.

Hi there. So the thing is... it may take our servers a couple of minutes to finish updating. We
put this text here to keep you entertained, but we don't recommend reading it. Honestly, there's
nothing of any value written here. How about you take your two minutes to go make a cup of tea
instead? Go ahead. You won't miss anything...
No? No tea? Are you sure? It has plenty of antioxidants. Very good for you...
OK, fine. Maybe take this time to call your grandmother and tell her you love her? It would mean
so much to her... Still reading, eh? Well, I'm sure Grammy will forgive you.
How about that weather, eh?
You need to stop reading this. Think of all the things you could do with this time. Have you paid
your phone bill yet? You could, you know. Two minutes is a surprisingly long time. Well, I
guess you would know that, wouldn't you? You're still reading this.
Wow. You made it all the way to the last paragraph! Told you there wasn't anything worth your
time here. Maybe you'll listen to us next time. It's OK. We still love you. We have that in
common with your grandma.
(try refreshing the page now)

Seriously people, do yourselves a favor and check out wanelo.  "Wanelo" is a sort of combined abbreviation for "want need love"  It's like Pinterest for shopping with lots of really small businesses with amazing products.  Go take a gander.  You won't be sorry.  And I swear they didn't pay me to write this.  I just love the site.

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