|Obviously this isn't a screenshot of me playing because I am always in 8th place|
2. I didn't go fast enough for that jump to help.
3. Wait, am I going backwards?!
4. How have I still not completed a full lap?!
5. I'm stuck against the wall.
6. How do I go in reverse?
7. Everybody just lapped me again.
8. Everybody already finished but I am almost done with my first lap now.
And these are the things that I say specifically while playing Mario Kart.
1. Yay, I'm in 7th place! Nope, 8th again.
2. I got a blue shell : )
3. I was too far behind everyone for the blue shell to actually help.
4. I fell off Rainbow Road again.
5. Stupid snowman!
So if you want to seriously beat someone at video games, play a racing game against me.