I got this amazing skeleton dress from Hot Topic clearance and the bones glow in the dark, so obviously every night when we're about to go to sleep I take advantage of the lights being off to dance around in my dress singing "spooky scary skeleton". (Although I've actually been getting it wrong and singing spooky ooky skeleton because my brain got it mixed up with The Addams Family) This is what I'm referencing, in case you don't know about spooky scary skeletons. Anyway I've been being really silly because my options are pretty much to be silly or be frustrated and depressed so I try to be silly and I was pretending to be a spooky scary chicken skeleton flapping my arms like chicken wings. I tried to make a joke about Jordan not being scared by it so he must have nerves of steel, but my brain couldn't think of the phrase nerves of steel so I said iron lungs. Because even through the brain fog my brain knew the phrase involved a body part and metal. Sometimes brain fog can make things funny.
It has rib cage bones and arm bones. I don't think I knew that they glow in the dark when I bought it (or if I did I can't remember) but I love it even more because they do. I got it because Fall weather is here and I only have two long sleeved dresses which is NOT ENOUGH because dresses are the easiest clothes to put on when you can't lift your feet off the floor. Plus Hot Topic was having a buy one get one for $1 sale on clearance and that is too good of a deal to ignore!
By the way, I hope this is actually funny to other people and not just a you had to be there sort of funny story.